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Thursday, January 28, 2010

The New Jesus~

The New Jesus. (Seriously?)
Yes, I am.

Reason No.1 is:
After watching a movie called Legion. And here's how it goes:
The God decide to kill human....The mighty archangel, Micheal came to earth.......He go to a bar....Give guns to every1.....Micheal: 'The women's child is our only hope.(yeah, it is wat u think it is 'The New Jesus").After that.....erm....how should I put it.....? left for dead scene 1,..?sum1 die, then the so called "angel" retreat........the second day, left for dead scene 2 but now with 'tank'(another archangel called, Gabreil).....Micheal fights him, Micheal die and sum1else die too, the remaining runs. Finally, left for dead scene 3. Car accident, that only pretty girls in the movie die(sad).Keep running, Gabriel trap them. The man fight, he lose, yelled 'F*ck you'. Micheal comes bac kick his ass. The end.

For those of you who doesn't know what left for dead is, it's a first person shooting game that shoot zombies. You walk and walk, then zombies come you shoot, you smash, you whack or whatever. You get to the safe room you win! xD

Comment:
I was like WTF throughout the whole movie. The human possess by angel looks like Dhalsim with shark teeth. I thought angel are suppose to be....you know good looking?Holy?sexy with white wings?But damn, the angels in the movies looks like crap, and the archangel wings are black!(WTH?)

Question:
What are the swamp of flies means? (They just fly out of nowhere and then disappear.)(swt)
Why is Gabriel still alive? (He was barbeque!)
Why is Micheal still alive? (He was DEAD!)
Why is Micheal so stupid?(He use the RPG on a single car instead of waiting them to get down from the car so he can 'pawn' bunch of them!)(Questioned by Laobeh)
Why is Micheal's sword so short? (Seriously, too short.)
What's wrong with you Malay translator?Read This:
Micheal: "Save the child, and find the prophet."
Subtitle: "Selamatkan bayi itu, dan cari Nabi."(Wtf? Come on.Nabi? Seriously?)

Overall:
There are too many question in this movies, that make it so weird, or in Malaysian language 'Cacat'. However, the conversation was quite ou...kay.(Honestly, better than lots of other movies out there). The action scene was so..so.....Predictable storyline. Plot is quite simple, desert, desert, and more desert.But if you are planning on watching movies with your friends or family in the time like this. This movie wasn't a bad idea though. But if you are hanging out with your girls friend, then it'a a big NO.Go watch Twilight!

Rating:
I would give a 3 out of 5, but u kill the only pretty girls in the movie -0.5 for that.(Well, who doesn't like pretty ladies and hot guys).
2.5 out of 5

Reason No.2:
Watch this

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I know what your are thinking. 'I've so many question...!'
Fear not my friend, The following videos answers all your questions.(1:48-2:55)


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